mydrunkvause:

Orange Is The New Black, 12 Emmy Nominations
[inspired by x]

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the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

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lotuslopez:

"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included

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domenicacooks:

Summer gratin: Slice zucchini and summer squash; toss with olive oil. Spread in baking pan. Season with salt and pepper. Bake at 450 for 15 minutes.

Remove from the oven and top with a layer of scamorza (or other good melting cheese) and then a layer of thinly sliced tomatoes. Sprinkle with seasoned bread crumbs (dried bread crumbs, minced garlic, freshly grated parmigiano cheese, finely chopped fresh herbs such as basil, parsley and thyme).

Return to the oven and bake for 15 to 20 minutes, until cheese is bubbling and gratin is browned on top.

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If you’re telling a non-black person about something racist that happened to you, make sure you are not bitter. Don’t complain. Be forgiving. If possible, make it funny. Most of all, do not be angry. Black people are not supposed to be angry about racism. Otherwise you get no sympathy. This applies only for white liberals, by the way. Don’t even bother telling a white conservative about anything racist that happened to you. Because the conservative will tell you that YOU are the real racist and your mouth will hang open in confusion.
Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via daniellemertina)

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This was not a simple altruism or generosity on my part.  It would look foolish any other way.  She hit the screen like a bomb. ~ Gregory Peck

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trolltina:

me as a parent

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